2 minute poems on heavenly bodily fluids, politically incorrect and offensive

1. tell me what this is: _______

little clouds coming out
of little openings

slits or doors of abysmal
rendezvous

and with it in months
little angels
clue: this is

a sea of men

2. today i ran and with it
my dreams came out of me

who knew that dreams could smell
like little road signs?
and stop signs?
and gas leaks?
maybe—

3. is it cum
or precum
or postcum
or no cum at all

does cum laude mean
with great cum
cause if it is
then every day’s
a magna

4. they say it is pineapple juice
i say it is
just juice

5. tell me what this is: _________

little seas of roses flowing on
her thighs

and with it inside her tummy
little thorns
clue: this is

a sea of
mens

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